creohn finished reading Life is a Beautiful Thing by Harmon Cooper (Life is a Beautiful Thing, #1)

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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"As a heartless killing machine, I was a complete failure."
In a corporate-dominated spacefaring future, planetary missions must be approved …
I need to get out of this taxi. I need to get out of this novel about my exploits, crawl from these thin pages and save myself from myself.
I need to escape.
— Life is a Beautiful Thing by Harmon Cooper (Life is a Beautiful Thing, #1)
Even if he literally told me “Virtually impossible I know, but so is everything I’ve told you over the last one hundred pages.” I look up stuff from this book. Line I need to see the “painting, a ninth generation iPhone is fucking a Google Android phone doggy-style. A Samsung Galaxy 9 is videotaping the whole shebang. The icons on both phones are spraying off their bodies and exploding into tiny cum-shaped blemishes made from stippled paint. Patent laws burn on the windowsill behind the bed. The perspective is from the front of the bed, with the Google Android phone looking up at the viewer in anguish.”
“Welcome to the future meine freunde.”
— Life is a Beautiful Thing by Harmon Cooper (Life is a Beautiful Thing, #1)
Helen and Troy take a road trip across an enchanted America with a pack of orc assassins chasing them.
Helen and Troy take a road trip across an enchanted America with a pack of orc assassins chasing them.