Vampirocene

eBook, 104 pages

Published Aug. 17, 2025

ASIN:
B0FMSD5TSH
Goodreads:
240320880
(1 review)

Someone is coming to save us, and she's not human...

When viral pop star Janie Mack "comes out" as a vampire, most people think it's just a play for attention. But when she launches a new movement to stop climate change, people start listening — including charismatic leftist podcaster Ari Rosenbaum, who abruptly quits his popular show to start working for Janie full-time. With his comfortable lifestyle suddenly disrupted, Ari's producer sets out to try and bring him back. But in the process, he's forced to figure out just what it is that he really wants for himself and the world — and what he'd be willing to sacrifice to get it.

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reviewed Vampirocene by merritt k

Vampirocene

Just your average socialist vampire novella about climate change, featuring a comfortably cynical leftist podcaster discovering his own values and what he'll do for them.

(also, lots of drugs and a shitty narrator who thinks he's a nice guy to trans women)

I will go on the record and say that I generally dislike vampire stories. I watched Sinners recently with some friends and I hated how much it was like "hey it turns out it's vampires, thank goodness everybody has already internalized vampire tropes so we can immediately deal with them". Leaning on tropes is such a lost worldbuilding opportunity.

Needless to say, I was delighted about the ideas in this book around vampires being naturally long term thinkers, concerned about how the mass of humanity was treating the planet. But also about being vampires. In some ways, this reminds me of the setup of the Philip K. Dick …