StoryDragon quoted So This Is Ever After by F.T. Lukens
Carry On meets Arthurian legend in this funny, subversive young adult fantasy about what happens …
I felt like a peacock. A very unprepared peacock. No. A turkey dressed as a peacock. A turkey that might end up on a dinner table because, once everyone saw trough the ruse of it being a peacock, they'd want to eat it. Great. Now I was strangely hungry.
— So This Is Ever After by F.T. Lukens (Page 163)
Oof. The feeling of being dressed up way too fancy to your liking.